Tuesday, November 27, 2012

How to Fail Essay Writing Class

How to Fail Essay Writing Class
by K.M.

Do you want to fail Essay Writing class? I don't! But maybe some people want to know how to do this, so I will tell you! Follow just one of the suggestions below, and you will surely fail Essay Writing class!

First, do not complete the 8 assigned essays. For example, you can do 7, but you will still fail the class! Or you can write 8 essays, but forget to do the last revision (final copy). All the work you did during the semester will not earn you credits! It's amazing!

Next, be absent from Essay Writing class 10 times or more! This is really easy to do; just stay in bed! Or go have a nice lunch someplace and forget to come back to school on time. If you do this, you will have a nice, relaxing day without having to do writing exercises in class.

Finally, do not get enough points to equal 60 or more. Kevin's classes all have a points system, and you have to get 60 points to pass the course. In Essay Writing, a good essay gets many points, and a poor essay gets few points. But who cares about points? What are they, anyway? If you can't see them, they don't exist! So don't worry about points! Just do what you want, and life will go on as usual!

To summarize, there are 3 easy ways to fail Essay Writing class; don't complete 8 essays, be absent from class 10 times or more, and fail to get 60 points for the course. Remember, you only have to do one of these and you will surely fail Essay Writing! Then you can have a great Spring vacation thinking about how you will get enough credits next year.

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Today's class, Nov. 29, we will ...

1. Read two student essays that were posted recently (scroll down to the previous post).
2. Turn in a first or second draft of the restaurant review. Few people have given Kevin a review so far, so please get busy on this! Remember, you have to do a 2nd revised copy, so please give Kevin your first draft.
3. Kevin will introduce Essay #8 Narration.
  • Think of an interesting story from your life. Everyone has at least one good story, so please find one in your life. Even if you don't think it's interesting, it becomes interesting if you tell it in an interesting way.
  • The story should have some dialog (conversation). Just a little dialog is OK, or a lot of dialog is OK. However, you should follow the rules of punctuation and indenting for dialog. Kevin will explain more about this.
  • Don't worry if you can't remember the actual dialog from your story. Just try to remember the dialog as best you can (or make some of it up) and translate it into English.
  • This story becomes an essay when you comment on what happened. Just a dialog only is not enough. You should tell how you felt about the incident, or explain what lesson you learned from it.
  • This is your last essay, so it should be awesome! I want your best effort and your most interesting writing! This topic is good for writing something meaningful, so please do your best!
  • Kevin will show you some samples in class. There are also these samples from last year and the year before.
4. We will do an exercise re. punctuation of quotations in class.
5. If we have time, you will comment on a blog post about tattoos in Japanese onsen.
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/text/fl20121127at.html

Thursday, November 22, 2012

More sample essays

How My View of Dogs Changed
by Y. S.

I used to hate dogs very much. I disliked dogs since I was an elementary school student. I think one of the reasons I didn't like dogs is that my mother doesn't like dogs. My mother hates dogs' barking sound, fur and smell. So I think I'm affected by my mom's thinking. Anyway, when I saw a dog on the road, I went out of my way to avoid it. Even after becoming a university student, I still disliked dogs.

I went into the Korean army when I was 21 years old. One day, while I was standing guard, I saw something move on a mountain. It was a little dog. I and my colleagues tried to catch it. After 15 minutes, we barely could catch it. That dog may have been abandoned by its owner, so my unit decided to take care of it for a short time.

My boss ordered me to clean its house, so I used to go there about three times a week. At first it was afraid of people, so it trembled when I went there. But after two weeks, it became accustomed to me and greeted me by wagging its tail. And I also changed. While I was taking care of it, I became friendly with it. I was very surprised that it recognized me, so I learned that dogs are very emotional animals.

Still, I don't want to keep a dog. But I don't hate dogs anymore. An accidental encounter with that dog changed my view of dogs. Now when I meet a dog on the road, I don't avoid it, but instead I greet it. Possibly after 10 or 20 years I might keep a dog, because my view of dogs may change more over time.
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The Three Things You Need to be a Good Guitarist
by K.T.

Have you ever thought you wanted to become a good guitarist? When you listen to your favorite bands, or when you listen to a guitar's sound, you might think so. I'll explain the three things you need to become a good guitarist.

First, you must listen to many kinds of guitarists' sounds and styles of playing. Don't listen to only one genre. There are many types of guitar sounds, like metal, jazz, pop, rock and more. Guitarists have their own personality in their sounds and playing, so if you listen to many guitarists' sounds and playing, you can get material for your own guitar sound and playing style. Many great guitarists say, "Just steal your favorite guitarist's playing style and change your personality." Some playing styles (like sweep arming, legato and more) are found among great guitarists. The important thing is how can you bring these styles to your own playing and integrate them with your personality.

Second, you have to play guitar with emotion. Even if you can play an impossible guitar solo, if you don't change your emotion in your guitar playing, people will not be interested in your guitar playing. The guitar play that impresses people expresses your feeling. I like John Petrucci. He is Dream Theater's guitarist. His guitar solo has many kinds of style. In a speedy melody, he plays a very difficult fast solo. But when he plays a ballade song, he plays a very impressive, emotional solo. He can play a very good but different solo for each song. Emotion is the most important thing to playing the guitar.

Third, you have to play and play your guitar all the time. My favorite guitarist, Mick Thomson, says, "If you want to be a great guitarist, don't have at it with friends. Just play guitar over eight hours. Just play until your arms become very painful. If you try it, you will become a great guitarist!" When I started playing guitar, I followed this policy, and I play guitar every day. Now I can play guitar very well.

You can't spend time on other things if you really love guitar. Can you sacrifice your time to guitar? If so, you should do three things to become a good guitarist: listen to many kinds of guitarists' sounds and guitar playing, play guitar with emotion, and play guitar very hard. Great guitarists do these three things and win the right to be a professional guitarist.
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The Three Things You Need to Be a Good Waitress
by H. W.

A good waitress can satisfy customers with the proper reception. By my experience at my part-time job, I learned it. Now I'll introduce the three required things for being a good waitress.

First, it is important that you always smile. A customer will also have a smiling face if your receive your customers with a smile. Even when you're busy, it is very important to always greet the customers vigorously.

Second, notice the customer's surroundings. If you do so, you can find the customers who are likely to want something. Before you are called, you should speak to a customer yourself. If so, the store functions smoothly, and you can make the visitors glad.

Finally, you need good communication. You need to have a little friendly conversation with a customer. The visitor who enjoys conversation with you will probably come to the store again. For a waitress, communication is very important.

The three things you need to be a good waitress are a smile, care to surroundings, and communication. A visitor will be your fan if you can make him feel natural. And if you master these three things, they will be useful in other ares of life as well.
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I Changed in Canada
by M. K.

In spring of 2011, I left Japan and I arrived in Regina, Canada. It was the first time for me to visit Canada, or to have a long stay in another country. This study abroad was a very important and great experience for me because I changed in many ways on this trip abroad.

At first, I had many problems. For example, I could not use English very well. I did not like talking to people I had just met, so I was weak at making friends. Also I could not talk with my host family very well when I arrived in Regina. When I went to class, it was so hard to make friends there. The students in that class were mostly Japanese, but I could not adapt myself to them. I could not make good friends in class when the class started, but my English was so poor, so I had to get someone's help.

At that time, I thought it was a good chance to change myself. From the next day, I said, "Good morning" to the students in the next seat in the class! And if I had a problem, I asked for help from the next seat's friend or the class manager. If I was invited for lunch, I always accepted.

After the first semester, I could not pass the test, so I could not step up to the next grade. My advisor said, "You should have more confidence," so I tried more things and I got confidence. I made a lot of friends at the University of Regina and every day I talked with them. Gradually, I became more comfortable, and I went to many places. For example, I went to a lot of restaurants, I went to karaoke with friends, I want to many parties at friends' houses, I went to bars, and I went to movies! I got many stories because I experienced a lot of things!

Now I like to talk with many people and I can talk from the first time we meet! I am thinking it was so boring before I went to Canada, and now my life is shining! I am so happy and enjoying life now!

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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Continuing with restaurant reviews

Two weeks ago, I explained what you need in your restaurant reviews. Please check the list and be sure you have ALL things on the list:

Here are the main points you need to include:
  1. Restaurant name
  2. Restaurant review title (not the restaurant name only)
  3. An original jpg photo of the food, interior or entrance (You must send the photo to my email as an attachment.)
  4. What kind of restaurant is it? Chinese, Italian, Korean, yaki niku, ramen, buffet, sandwich shop, family restaurant, etc.
  5. Information about the menu, favorite items, service, staff, specials, atmosphere, prices, etc. If the owner is interesting, tell us about her or him.
  6. Complete address of the restaurant (including postal code)
  7. Phone number of the restaurant
  8. Business hours and holidays
  9. Access information (closest train or subway station; how many minutes on foot; simple directions)
  10. Web site URL if available
Also, be sure to read the restaurant reviews from last year to understand how they should generally look.

Kevin will also talk about photo quality.

Other things to do today:

Try this online cooking game. Make spaghetti sauce. After each step, write the step down on the paper Kevin gives you.
http://www.ecookinggames.com/game/hot-spaghetti-sauce/

If you have time, make brownies with this online cooking game. Just follow the directions:
http://www.ecookinggames.com/game/brownies/

In the blog comment box below, please comment on:

The New Japanese Worker is Chinese
or
Theme parks make a comeback thanks to grandma and grandpa
or
Beijing marathon shamed into reversing ban on Japanese athletes

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

More on Restaurant Reviews 2012

Welcome, once again, to Essay Writing class! Have you been thinking about a restaurant for the restaurant review?

Kevin has a worksheet for you re. last year's restaurant reviews. Please answers all the questions on the worksheet and turn it in to Kevin. For this activity, please use only the top page of the Tsurumi Eats! blog page. The purpose of the activity is to have you look at several restaurant reviews and notice the details included there.

When you finish the worksheet, please read one article and write a comment in the comment box below. Please try to give an actual opinion. Here are some suggested articles:

Strange U.K. newspaper claim about Japanese umbrella use
Fake fund raising scam in Tokyo
Japanese anger in Okinawa
Three new universities in Japan?
Darvish won't play in WBC next year
Japan and China agree on Obama